You bring laughs, you bring tears, but mostly laughs.
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(During Spotlight)
Primary president: This person's favorite show is "Spongebob Squarepants."
Little boy: That's not me, I like The Biggest Loser!
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Boy: How old are you?
Me: Old enough to be your mother.
Boy: So, like, 50?
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Boy: The Book of Mormon is in the Book.Of.Mormon!
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Primary president: Think of a service you can do for someone right after church.
Boy: (whispers to me) I'm going to let my dad play the W I I with me.
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Boys in class: Cooper Pooper
Me: That's not nice.
Cooper: (Angry) The only person that can call me that is my SISTER!
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