Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

Our Mortgage Lender sent us a card a while back. I chuckle every time I read it.

Things you wouldn't know without movies:

• If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
• Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications systems of any invading alien civilization.
• If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St. Patrick's Day parade- at any time of the year.
• It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.