Actual conversation from last night:
Jeff: What are you doing?
Me: Imagining what your face will look like when you lose the weight you want.
Jeff: Skinnier
Me: Well, yeah
Jeff: Actually, my whole body will look good.
Me: Your arms are already looking pretty ripped.
Jeff: Nah, I still have Oprah arms.
Me: (Laughing) What?
Jeff: Well, that's what you call yours!
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