Client: Are you still married?
Me: Yes I am!
Boss: Why? Are you looking?
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Client: I am here now, so you can go home for the day.
Me: OK, thanks.
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Client: Here's a Twix bar
Me: You didn't have to do that.
Client: Now you tell me.
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Client: So, how is it going to work when you go on maternity leave?
Me: I will still be around, just not as easily accessible.
Client: It's a good thing you have your assistant. He is so good looking.
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